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♪♪

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[upbeat music plays]

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♪ It's gonna get
a little weird ♪

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♪ Gonna get a little wild ♪

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♪ I ain't from round here ♪

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♪ I'm from another dimension ♪

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♪ Gonna get a little weird,
gonna have a good time ♪

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♪ I ain't from round here,
I'm from another-- woo-hoo ♪

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♪ Yea-ah ♪

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♪ I'm talking rainbows,
I'm talking puppies ♪

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♪ Puh-puh-puh-puh-
puh-puh-puh-p-u-u-uh ♪

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♪ It's gonna get
a little weird ♪

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♪ Gonna get a little wild ♪

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♪ I ain't from round here ♪

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♪ I'm from another dimension ♪

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[helicopter buzzing]

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Let the "Welcome Back Tom"
roof picnic begin!

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I made smoothies!
I think.

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[gags]

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Ugh!
That's disgusting.

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Try it!

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-Uh...
-Oh!

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And I made your favorite!
Roof Eggs!

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Aaaah! Oh, no.

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Now they're Ground Eggs.

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Ah, I don't even care.

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I'm just stoked
you're back.

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I wanna hear
all about your trip!

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Oh! Oh, it was great!

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It kind of changed
my perspective on life.

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Um, speaking of which,

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can I talk to you
about something?

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Sure! What's up?

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Well, I've been doing
some soul searching lately.

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And I keep coming
back to this feeling.

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I--I feel like--

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like we should...

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[drowned out by helicopter]
I think we should break up.

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What's that?!

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Oh, um,

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[drowned out]
I think we should
see other people.

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What was that?!

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[drowned out]
I said I think
we should break up!

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Ohh!
Winter Storm Hyper Blast!

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Ahh! Your highness
has the floor.

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Um, Star?

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I think we should break up.

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Wait. Why?

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Okay, I know I'm not
the best girlfriend,

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but I'm definitely
not the worst.

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I made you all this food,

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and I even got you
a present!

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It's a super rare
black and white cat
named Mr. Panda Pants!

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[meow]

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Star, I appreciate
the effort...

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-[purring]
-...but, you know,
at the end of the day,

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it's not about what you do
or what you don't do.

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It's about
where you're headed.

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And you and me, we're
headed to different places.

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[meow]

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Well, at least we'll
always be friends, right?

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[Tom]
No, I can't do that.

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You're a really great person.

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That's exactly
why I think being friends

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would be too painful for me.

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So, maybe I'll see you
in another life.

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Where we're
both cute panda cats.

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-[breeze blowing]
-Yeah.

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[sniffling]

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[fire crackling]

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Uh, Tom?
What are you doing?

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Just go already!

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I'm trying.

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Just having a little issue
with the fire column.

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Just, uh,
don't look for a sec?

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-Really?
-Just do it!

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Ugh! [muttering]

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You're still there,
aren't you?!

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[laughs] Just, um...
one more sec.

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Almost there.
Just give it another--

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-Uhh...
-Aaaaaagh!

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Oh! All right,
what is this?

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What am I
looking at here?

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Aaaaaagh!
Why isn't it working?!

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Hey!

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[grunts]

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Thomas Draconius Lucitor,
don't you--

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Aah! Aah!

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-What are you doing?
-I have no idea!

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Maybe the portal fire
needs more fuel
or something.

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Is that
really how it works?

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Probably not. But I'm willing
to give it a shot.

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Tom, no fire in the house!

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I think I figured out
what's going on.

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You're super emotional
right now,

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and it's probably interfering
with your powers.

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Ugh!

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Okay, well, fine!

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Do you think
maybe you could, you know...

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Uh...

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Oh! Yeah, yeah.
Of course. [laughs]

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One portal coming right up!

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Huh? What?

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[grunts]

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-Arhghhhhh!
-Seriously?!

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Well, I'm emotional
now, too, okay?!

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[doorbell rings]

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Coming!

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Hey, kids,

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I'm just here
about the, uh...

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police helicopter?

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Yeah, it seems to be
frozen in place over
this here, uh, house.

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Oh, right, that.

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Sorry, my bad.

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But would you mind
coming back a little later?

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I'm kind of in the middle
of something.

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Thank you
for your cooperation.

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Barb!

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Yeah, Boss! I'm just gonna
skedaddle up to the roof

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and spend probably hours
figuring out

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what's going on
up there. Ha ha!

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Okay, well, like I said,
I'm right in the middle
of something,

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sooo do whatever
you gotta do!

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[Mr. Diaz] Star!

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What is going on here?!

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Uh, we're here about
the police helicopter.

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No, not you.
Star, Tom!

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Why do you look so sad?

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Um...

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Tom and I broke up.

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What?!

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-[gasp]
-[gasp]

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[man on radio]
[gasp] Over!

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Pero por qué?!

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Uh, thank you, but what
we really need now is just--

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I know exactly what you need!

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-[dialing]
-[line ringing]

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[female operator]
Thank you for calling
the Sad Teen Hotline.

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-[elevator music playing]
-What can I help you
with today?

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Hello! I have two teens
here in my house.

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They are now breaking up!

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Oh, I'm sorry to hear that!

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How are they holding up?

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Oh, they
are devastated!

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One of them was crying,
and the other one looks

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-like he might try...
-This is a nightmare.

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...to burn down the house
at any minute.

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Oh, sweetie. It's just
a part of life, you know?

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Me and Rafael broke up
literally hundreds of times

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before
we finally got married.

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Thank you
for reminding me.

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Remember when we broke up
after Valentine's Day...

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Yeah, breakups are tough.

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Breaking up
with my high school sweetheart

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was the worst mistake
of my life.

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I've never known
true happiness

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ever since I got dumped
over 20 years ago.

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I'm sad a lot.

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Argh! I'm outta here!

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Hey, wait a minute!

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[overlapping conversations]

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[Star groans]

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This could not have gone worse.

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[fire crackling]

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Keep it together, Tom!

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You can do this.

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[exhales]
Calming breaths.

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Calming breaths!

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Calming breaths!

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I said calming breaths!

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Tom, that's
not going to work!

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Ugh! Look, I know you
don't like me anymore,

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-but I still--
-I do still like you!

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Then why does this
have to be so difficult?!

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Arrrgh, did you think
this was easy for me?!

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This was probably
the hardest thing
I've ever done!

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And being around you
right now is--

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It's just like
this huge reminder

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of how much
I don't know what I'm doing.

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Oh, Tom, I'm sorry.

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I didn't mean
to make you upset.

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I'm not upset!

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[sniffs]

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Okay, maybe
I'm a little upset.

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[laughs] Here,
let me help you with that.

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Oh! Star!

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There we go.

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Man, this really stinks.

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Yes. This whole day
has just been... yikes.

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[both laughing]

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-Yeah.
-[sighs]

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What happens now?

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Well, I would still like
to be friends with you, Star.

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I-- I just--

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I feel like
I should be dating

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someone who I could be
best friends with.

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You already have
one of those.

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Yeah. I understand.

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Hey, love birds!

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Am I back too early?

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Uggh!
We were doing so well.

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I was walking around the mall
for, like, three hours,

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-so I figured I'd-- What?!
-[heavy equipment beeping]

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Uh... whaaaat? Uh...

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Tom and I
are breaking up.

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What?! Why?!

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It's-- It's complicated,

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but it's--
it's the right thing.

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For both of us.

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I should go.

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I feel like I'm ready now.

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Me, too.

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Oh. Hmm. Right.

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Catch you later, Starship.

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C'mon.
I'll make you some nachos.

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That sounds pretty good.

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You know, I heard
the new season

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of "Fiesta
de la Noche" is--

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[Tom] Aw, c'mon!

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Are you kidding?!

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Ugggh!

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Guess what?

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No! Still?!

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Still what?

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We've been trying
to open portals all day.

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But apparently we're both
too emotional to do it.

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Well... I'm not upset at all!

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What I mean is...

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I can help you!

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With my scissors!

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One non-emotional portal
comin' up!

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[mimicking portal sound]
Boosh!

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Um, Marco?

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Ha! Sorry, I, uh...

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Oh, c'mon, you stupid scissors!
What the--

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Come on, man.

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This has never
happened to me before!

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[sigh] Of course.

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We infected Marco
with our sad vibes.

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Wait, wait, wait.
So what does that mean?

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I think it means
you're stuck here.

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[Mr. Diaz]
I just don't understand!

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-[elevator music playing]
-How could they throw away

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their whole relationship
like that?

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Is love... a lie?

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[Teen Sadness operator]
So this Star and Tom,

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are they your friends
from school?

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They are friends
with my son, Marco!

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Wait, your son?!

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I thought you were
a sad teen!

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Oh, no, no, no.
I am a sad grown man.

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This hotline
is for teens only.

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[click, dial tone]

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Psst. Hey, Tom.
You awake?

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No.

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You're-- But--
But you're talking
right now.

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You're right.

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Miraculously,
I'm talking in my sleep.

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It's a demon power.

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Wait. Is--
Is that a thing?

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Of course it isn't, Marco!

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That'd be stupid.

263
00:10:14,330 --> 00:10:18,000
Okay, okay.
Sorry for bothering you.

264
00:10:18,000 --> 00:10:20,920
No, look, I'm sorry, man.
I-- I just--

265
00:10:20,920 --> 00:10:22,830
I think I'm
too emotionally exhausted

266
00:10:22,830 --> 00:10:24,250
to hold a conversation
right now.

267
00:10:24,250 --> 00:10:25,920
Dude. I get it.

268
00:10:25,920 --> 00:10:28,330
It took me months
to get over Jackie.

269
00:10:28,330 --> 00:10:29,670
Yeah, but did it really?

270
00:10:29,670 --> 00:10:31,330
Yes, it did!

271
00:10:31,330 --> 00:10:33,830
And I get
what you and Star
are going through.

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Thanks.

273
00:10:35,670 --> 00:10:37,290
I just--
You know, I just hope I--

274
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I get some time.

275
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Some calm time without any--

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-Guys!
-[Tom] Gaaaah!

277
00:10:41,670 --> 00:10:44,040
Ohh! Please, use your hands!

278
00:10:44,040 --> 00:10:45,620
What's happening?

279
00:10:45,620 --> 00:10:48,540
I don't know, but something
super, super weird.

280
00:10:48,540 --> 00:10:50,750
It's not just the portals
that are all out of whack!

281
00:10:50,750 --> 00:10:51,880
Look! Call Mom!

282
00:10:51,880 --> 00:10:53,000
[female voice]
Calling Mom.

283
00:10:53,000 --> 00:10:55,330
[line rings, static]

284
00:10:55,330 --> 00:10:57,460
Um, maybe she's asleep?

285
00:10:57,460 --> 00:10:59,880
Uh-uh. Call Ponyhead!

286
00:10:59,880 --> 00:11:01,290
Calling Ponyhead.

287
00:11:01,290 --> 00:11:03,420
[ring, static]

288
00:11:03,420 --> 00:11:06,620
But Ponyhead?
I mean, she stays up
till at least 4 A.M.

289
00:11:06,620 --> 00:11:10,960
So... what?
Are our emotions
doing this, too?

290
00:11:10,960 --> 00:11:13,830
No. There's definitely
something bigger going on here.

291
00:11:13,830 --> 00:11:15,710
I don't know what it means
or why it's happening,

292
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but I think it's really bad.

293
00:11:17,540 --> 00:11:18,540
[exhales]

294
00:11:18,540 --> 00:11:20,120
We have to go back to Mewni.

295
00:11:20,120 --> 00:11:21,580
[helicopter buzzing]

296
00:11:21,580 --> 00:11:23,540
[explosion]